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Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
7:45 pm - writing in my journal
dear diary,

when i learn science, i solve mysteries.

have a great summer diary.

C-YA!!!

current mood: curious

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Saturday, September 6th, 2008
5:33 pm - jobby wobby
job world

current mood: chipper

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Saturday, August 16th, 2008
2:54 pm
chyea cheyea chyea

The crew just returned from a small mini tour with Gonna Get Got. What a blast off dudes. First I'd like to thank GGG for lettin' us rock with him on all these dates. We had a lot of fuckin' fun and it was an honor to share the stage with them.


Toledo, OH - Boy oh boy what a trip. The IGB dudes were in effect Myself, Tikitime(Chris), and John b with special guest Jen playing the role of Merch Girl expert all together on this nice travel vacation. The venue was again changed at the last minute. It was moved back to Frankie's Inner City from The Rok Bar. Which was cool with me as Frankie's is my favorite venue in Toledo. We got there and found out from G that the show was actually double booked. So there were like 7 or 8 bands or some shit. So we had a long wait before we played. We met up with Casper, KR, and Cheryl and proceeded to drink Toledo's finest beer of the 40 oz variety. Casper was ahead of the game and was damn near crunk on a cloverfield monster scale. Eventually we headed inside and set up our merch, and Frankie's hooked it up with two free pitchers of beer. Much props to Frankie's. We played a pretty fun set. We even had time to play a couple extra songs we didn't plan on playing. During Christ and Me Casper got a bit to wild and fucked John B's shit up. His ankle got sprained and we was yelling into the mic about being in pain. I thought he was joking so while he was on the ground I elbow dropped him. OOOOOOOOOOOOPS SRRRY JOHN. We pushed through Party Hard but John's ankle was fucked. We transported him to a chair to check the damages, and they were pretty bad. Indie Music Project: Detroit wanted to interview us, so we got down. It was cool getting interviewed I felt like Nikki Six getting his nails done. GGG took the stage and played an amazing set. It ruled to finally see them live, their set cost me my glasses stability, they were bent in weird ways. After the show our friend Franklin let us crash in his basement. He had a bad ass pool that I performed Navy operations in, and he had a sweet musicological set up. We had planned to lay down a track in his basement but we ended up getting to drunk. At one point John and I ventured to his kitchen to create ramen noodles. We asked Franklin where his bowls were and he told us in his "Indian Cupboard" and we believed him and searched for this mystical Indian cupboard for ages. We passed out, and then woke up a few hours later. Thankfully Franklin is the fucking man and saved the tour. He let John borrow his aircast and crutches. Without those we would have probably had to turn around and head home. So MANY MANY thank youzzz Franklin.

Cleveland Area, OH - We couldn't find a show in the Cleveland area this day sadly. Trip G said he could get us on the show in Xenia, OH but it was way to far out of the way. So we decided to bum around The Ohio area. While leaving Toledo we ran into a really shitty neighborhood where inside of a rundown house was the self ran daycare "Miss Nae-Nae's Daycare." We took down the number in my cellular phone, and debated whether or not to drop John B off there and claim he was our 11 year old child that needed supervision. Moments like this made me wish we brought a camera. We found a Wal mart and got busy inside of it. Stocking up on foods and tum nums to keep us alive. My main priority was to locate a Buffalo Wild Wings and devour delicious 50 cent boneless wings. We found one in some shitty small town called Rocky River. They had a new flavor of sauce and I came buckets. Southwest Chipotle.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm....delicious. Chris and Jen had went to go sleep under a tree somewhere in the city while John and I ate wings. While exiting Bdubz some Middle Aged woman who was drunk as fuck started talking to us. I'm pretty sure she wanted to fuck us :(. She kept trying to tell john that he could goto some magic hospital and get his ankle fixed for free. She also was like "DOOO U HAVEEE N E..... PAPPPERSSS LIEKKKKK....... WORRKK PAPPPERZZZZ......" I'm pretty sure she was inquiring whether or not we would be able to financially support her, so we got the fuck out of there. Well I did. John went into the car and started drinkin' some beers to help him forget about the pain, and I ventured to find Chris and Jen. They were like a mile up the road snuggin' under a tree. Under this tree I found the coolest exoskeleton. I knew i needed to take this exoskeleton with me so I did. I put him in a flower chariot. He is next to me right now as I write this. We then decided to find a cheap motel somewhere for the night. We ended up battling a cool storm and finding ourselves in Strongsville, Ohio. We located ourselves snuggly inside of a Motel 6. The rest of the night was spent drinking, watching shitty movies starring the dude from friends, and causing ruckus. There were a lot of Soda grenades, Freeze pop grenades, and battyle royals. The end result was a horribly sticky bathroom. Then everybody passed out.

Kent, Ohio - We took a look at our mess and dropped change into the sticky mess on the floor of the bathroom as a way of saying "SORRRY." We ate breakfest at Taco Bell and then hit the road. We got to kent many hours early. Like 6 hours early. Chris bought me a newspaper so I could get down on current events while I took a shit in Mc Donalds. We checked out Downtown Kent which was ok. They had a sweet store called Jen's Amazing Store Of Everything or something. Chris scored an amazing coat for five bucks. We found a nice thrift store where I bought a pretty swanky light weight sports coat, and a Tim Allen autobiography. There was an under construction themed Wal mart. John got to ride around on the cool carts because he is crippled. Also the eye glass technicians fixed my glasses for free. In the parking lot we looked homeless and ate Goober sandwiches. Those not in the know Goober is peanut butter and jelly combined and it fucking rules. Back to town we headed and sat in a chipotle parking lot where we were instructed to park for the show. The other dudes were trying to drink beers but hungry cops kept fucking everything up. I was staying sober and bein all responsible and shit. I went inside to check in, and there was no one there but the bartenders, this promoter dude, and a sound guy with a Sylvester Stallone pony tail. None of the other bands had gotten there yet either including GGG, as they were held up else where in Ohio. The promoter dude told us they pushed the start time of the show back until 9. So we were in the car relaxing when Sylvester Stallone himself came out yelling at us saying that we were running on our set time. The dude was a real dick head. I told him that the other guy said the show got pushed back and he got all pissed off and was like NO YOU PLAY NOW. That wasn't even the case. Then Mr. Unstable and his enormous posse of a band rolled up. There was still no one there. So when we played we were literally playing in front of only Mr. Unstable and his entire band of like 9 people. We got through like 3 songs before the sound guy started to rage. He threatened some bullshit to myself and Chris and made us stay on the stage. John was already stationary on stage via chair. The sound guy pretty much had a sniper rifle aimed at our heads. Mr. Unstable played next and broke it down with his ensemble of dudes. After Mr. Unstable some high school band played as their parents video taped them. We met GGG's merch girl for the night "Kool Aid" who was really cool. GGG played, we danced. After we packed up, and said adios to the Mr. Unstable posse and GGG. It was now like 1AM and we had a 4 hour drive ahead of us. I almost fell asleep and killed us a couple times. We pumped up the jams and made it home safely.

Kalamazoo, MI - Finally a return home to Michigan. Casper and his posse were coming out to this show with us so we were real psyched. It was also Cheryl's birthday but I was drunk and forgot to sing happy birthday to her on stage :( many sorrys. The car was cramped but we were prepared for it. We stopped at a porn megastore called "The Lion's Den" so that Cheryl could turn 18 properly. Kalamazoo is a weird town man, plus Tim Allen was arrested for cocaine possession here. Down the street from the venue was some sort of Disk Golf convention. I didn't even know there was such a thing. My only comprehension of the sport was that a bunch of dudes smoke weed and then throw a Frisbee around. We also got to this venue mad early so we checked in and wondered around, found food, got booze. I ran into my friend Rachael at a liquor store, and as the small world turns she was going to the show we were playing for her boy friends band. Casper, KR, and Cheryl let me drink off their liquor and I probably got to drunk for my own good. We had to cut our set down a bit for this show due to time constraints but due to the crunk level I was on and the non-crunk levels John and Chris were on it was probably for the best. I don't remember much, but I remember some bro type dudes were heckling us and I started doing weird shit in front of them, and making them feel uncomfortable until they stopped. The show was recorded and video taped so I'll find out what went down eventually, but I imagine it being very sloppy. I remember more of GGG's set then I do of our set infact haha. It's great playing with GGG, they're great dudes and they're really great live. They owner let them play longer then what was legally allowed which ruled. Also I forced one of the hecklers to give me a piggy back ride. I'm 6'4 suck my dick heckler dude!!! Parted ways with Trip G again and headed home. I passed out the entire ride back. Probably for the best.

Southgate, MI - We realized that Kalamazoo was our one year anniversary show, but we decided to celebrate it for real in Southgate. We were pretty amped to rock with GGG in our home area. We rolled up there early to get our set time figured out, and then ventured to the Value World next door for some fresh gear. Our buddy Shane got feisty with a nerf gun and got banned from the Value Planet. Then we hung out out in the parking lot. It was kinda funny that the entire population of the venue was kicking it in the parking lot. The high school bands inside were probably pretty sad but fuck em. We played a real fun set, lots of grape juice everywhere. Crowd was hype. Margret the apple juice and snacks commander was pretty hype. John beer bonged grape juice. Chris was dressed as an attractive girl, and I was some sort of shitty dinosaur. GGG was the shit as usual. After the show we all parked it in my back yard. Apparently we got GGG the hook up at Del Taco. Busted out the 40s and Fifths and my back yard became spring break 99. It was a pretty bangin' bon fire. The cops stopped someone in the street and asked how much weed they had, and she said none and the cops made her pinky promise. DBH cops rule. GGG ended up staying at the legendary Clock Motel. We said our good byes to GGG and we all agreed that we need to do this all again in the future. Hopefully in New York.

We survived our first mini-tour dudes! now we're gonna try and plan an actual tour for the 09 year. Probably to support our first real album that we want to be out around Christmas time. Anyway enough of the bullshit heres some shout outs; Trip G, Pat Lefrançois, Ry Pilla, Franklin, Diann, Jen, Mr. Unstable and his crew, Tet, Grace, Frankie's, Indie Music Project: Detroit, Casper, Kevin Runs, Cheryl, Orange Taylor, Papa Pete's, Taco Bell worker in Kalamazoo, Ambar Munuzz, Buffalo Wild Wings, A Fairy Named Kool Aid, The Modern Exchange, Motel 6, All our new friends, Cleveland for not detroying me this time, and Everyone who made it out to a show.

Thanks dudeszzzzz

- ECNIV%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$MAKEM ONEY

current mood: giggly

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
5:58 am - andrew W-OH K K K
fuck yea.

andrew w.k is a true class act.



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Monday, July 28th, 2008
4:53 pm - living a ruse im in the band muse
WASSSSUPP DEWDS. It's time to get my hands dirty with some blogging. I forgot to blog about the Polkadot Cadaver therefore breaking my blogging tradition. I will sum it up like this; good show, not a lot of people, and even less people who cared about anything other then Polkadot Cadaver. Our buddy Dan Devile came up from Toledo. Dead by 28 are cool dudes and hooked us up with a quater inch cable. Much respect to them dudes.

Aight now that is out in the open lets get down to the real meat and potatos LOL THE POTATO EXTRAVAGANZAAA.

We got asked to do this show like 7 months ago, and I thought it was never gonna happen due to how far off it was, but I was wrong man. Dudes were in effect. Our pals in Downtown Brown joined us in our van(which we dubbed the Motley Crue tour bus) for the trip up there because their van has been destroyed. It was a cramped ride with all the gear but a lovely bonding experience none the less. We had planned to get there by at least 2 so we could hand out flyers and get people to watch us, but there was a shitload of bullshit traffic that haulted us for a while. I'm pretty sure because of this trip Glover of DTB is now on a personal mission to find a Posi Topper. A charming part of the trip was when we were stuck behind what looked like a car pulling a cake that a stripper hops out of. It was wild, and we followed it to is destination: THE BOLOGNA FESTIVAL. We felt like we were a part of a parade. I opened the van's Vietnam doors and waved to the locals showing my support for Sheriff Flotz. John B took this opportunity to inform(scream at) a young lady that she should start smoking cigarettes before she is 18. The Bologna Festival looked incredible. They had pony rides, cool goats and sheep, some sort of bounce contraption, and probably a whole bunch of bologna. Sadly we were on a tight time restriction so we could not stop, but we did consider skipping the potato extravaganza in favor of the Bologna Festival. We stopped at some really raw liquor store to cop some booze, then a good 20 minutes later we arrived at our destination. The place was a church/youth hand out center. The second stage was on a basketball court, and the third stage was behind the church basically in a field. This was raw.

At the entrance there was a Rock Star Energy Drink tent that seemed to be the commanders. The chick thought we were Mustard Plug. We parked Motley Crue's tour bus and ventured around. Coke Dick Motorcycle was letting DTB borrow their gear for their set so we met them then I checked in with the dude in charge. I think there were about 200 kids there. We set up our merch depot and talked with some cool cats that came to see us and dtb. John B went to take a majestic shit in the girl bathroom while Glover, Ray, and myself went to the Motley Crue tour bus to drink some beer in secret. I was getting worried because Tikitime had drove seperatly and he had our quater inch, and only 40 minutes to get there. In that 40 minutes I got surprizingly drunk but lol dont tell the church dudes. Tikitime got there with literally 10 minutes to spare. We got changed and headed to the field stage, and set our phasers to rock n roll. By our third song I'm pretty sure we had at least 40% of the place watching us, and buy our next song we had at least 50% of the place watching us. Or atleast it felt like it, there were a shit load of people. We were told to watch our language but I'm pretty sure we fucked that up right off the bat, but the sound guy was down with us so we were safe. This was probably one of my favorite shows, as I was able to run into a field and pick flowers and give them to audience members. Durring I Like U we set fire to a bear, and after some dudes in the crowd were determined to finish the job, and they burned that bear all the way down to smoldering ashes. John B/Tiktime were getting pumped, I'm never sure of the actions they take durring shows(unless I'm getting drop kicked by one of them) as we are always somewhere different from each other, but rest assure he was a beautiful falcon.The mics they gave us to use were like kareoke mics from radioshack so I don't think they were that clear but they did the job. Things got pretty wild durring our 30 minute set. I made instant mashed potatos in my mouth with water. I almost puked that shit was disgusting haha. Then Tikitime ripped off my shorts and ripped a giant hole in my boxers in an attempt to reveal my penis snake to the world. So I gave an outro speil while covering my balls and my dick with my hand.

We sold a bunch of shirts and dudes told us we were the most incredible thing they have ever seen and thats a lot like the first time I saw Jurassic Park, AWESOMEMEMEME. We got a couple of new show offers from a couple different people and that rules. I talked to some new fans for a while and John sold t-shirts like cocaine. I had instant mashed potato flakes all over my face. It felt like an extra flakey layer of skin. Disgusting, but self satisfying. After a while I walked to the merch area and I heard some dude on the basketball court stage saying something like "THERE IS NO BOOZE HERE IF YOU WANNA DRINK ALCOHOL YOU CAN LEAVE" and I thought it was some stupid band so I started yelling "FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU" and some other shit, and it turned out the dude on the mic was the old dude who ran the place. So him and his posse of 50 year old dudes surrounded me and I was like LOL JKKKKKKK I JUST PLAYED IM COOL I WAS JUST KIDDING LOLL. I escaped, but barely. They had their eye on me for the rest of the night lololol. Some of the headlining bands like Forever in Terror and Crackjaw didn't even bother to show up, so there were some holes to fill. I'm pretty sure DTB played sooner because of it. They played a great set as usual. I'm pretty positive that us and DTB were the only bands other then Mustard Plug to get really good responses from people. People watching the other bands just looked kinda bored just standing there. After they played we caught the end of The Spaghetti Western's set and they were really good. Then drank more and partied around. Met some more interesting and cool cats. I rented a hat from Mikebuster for 15 minutes. Mustard Plug played and they were pretty fun. I drank like 13 free rock star energy drinks, I had to much energy busting out of my cells but I can't say no to free. After Mustard Plug we packed up the car sold a last couple t-shirts and mingled until we departed. We stopped at a taco bell that was like 20 minutes away. They forgot to add my crunch wrap and they wouldn't just let me order one at the window, so fuck them. The ride home was a laughfest, and thats all I say about that lololol.

Overall it was a great time. Thanks/Blog shout outs to Nick and Doug for setting the whole thing up and inviting us to play, Downtown Brown, all the bands that played, everyone who watched us get down, everyone who bought shirts, that nice girl who helped us clean up after our set, autopsy magazine, that techno dude, the sound guy for the third stage, peta for not being there, shane, amber, mussio, gio, jen, casper, everyone we met, 5 star ronnie, bologna festival, sheriff foltz, the obama ladies, lee's dollar store,Mastadon Demons, if I forgot you i'm sorry but I think I got everyone.

Set List:
IGB IS POWERFUL
THOMAS JEFFERSON
TREE OCTOPUS ROCK OPERA
SOMEDAY DOVES WILL FIND A WAY
TIM ALLEN IS A LOBSTER
COKE IS COOL
MEGA PUNXXXXXXXX
KAMIKAZE VICTORY DYNAMIC CHANGES
I LIKE U
CHRIST AND ME


- ECNIV THE SNAKE DOGGG

current mood: content

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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
12:47 am - fawk it up 4 dawgs
im going to fuck bitchez


cuz i aint no ghost




im alive


AND IM GONNA PLAY BUGS IN THE RUGG



teehehehe



fuck you



current mood: hopeful

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Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
3:11 am - WUZZUP PUNK RAWKERSS
PleasureToBurn06: Ever done cokee./>?
vince is a robot: no sirrrr
PleasureToBurn06: thatts cool.
PleasureToBurn06: where is Captain Mussio tonight?





FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE PLAYAS

BUT NOT THE 2nD RATE SPENDERSZZZZZ CUAE MOST OF THEM NO WUT D A FUCK IZ IN BEST WESTERN

GOOD DEALS AND FAT PAID CONSUMERS THAT WANT THA MOTHA FUCKIN COMPLIMENTRARY BREAKFESTTTTT INT HE MORNING


AND NON OF THE ASPECTS OF RELIGION

current mood: cold

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Friday, July 15th, 2005
11:52 am - ALEX BIBIZADEHHHHHHHHH SIGNAL
i'm pretty sure this is the only way to get ahold of that fucking sand baby.

go on aim



and make sweet love 2 meee











LOL UR COUNTRY IZ BOMBED

current mood: intimidated

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Wednesday, July 13th, 2005
11:49 am - UH OH SPAGHETTIOZZZZZZ
YO YO YO


SUMER SCHOOOOOOOOOOL

IS VERY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL




I FUCKING HATE LIVE JOURNAL

THIS SHITIS GAY

THE ASTRONAUGHTS ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO SPACE
















AND THEY WILL SUICIDE BOMB THE RUSSIANS :[









ddddddddddddfffffffdflksdjfdkdksdlkslksddsfdsdfsddfadfdsf WHAT AN AMAZING SEA LIFE

current mood: thirsty

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Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
5:42 pm - HELLOLOOO WTTFFFFFFF
CHALUPAZ ARE NOT VERY DELICIOUS BUT FIESTA POTATOZ R, AND I AM IN LOVE WITH ANDRE THE SEAl














FUCK YOU JOHNNY 5















JK I LOVE YOU JOHNNY 5

current mood: pissed off

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Saturday, December 25th, 2004
12:32 am - A Serious Topic
TODAY I LEARNED WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BLACKSMITH







AND THEN SHIT BLEW UP





IT WAS COOOL



OK GOOD BYE





JAY Z IS A PRINCE

current mood: dirty

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Saturday, December 11th, 2004
2:10 am - CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!?!?!?
vince is a robot: osama
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Osama?
vince is a robot: yo momma
SmarterChild: Hello Catsby.











EVERY1 IN THE HOUSE SAY HOOTIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!_!_!_!_!_!_Wss_____________________||||||||||||__A)_+S+A+_S

BEAR ATTACKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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current mood: quixotic

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Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
6:02 pm - PRAISE ALLLLLLLLAH
BUST A FLOW MO FUCKAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


YO YO YO YO

BUST DAT FLOW
I SAID WTF AND I STARTED TO GLOW
THIS IS A SHOW I MUST SAY
FUCK YOU GATORADE YOU'RE GAY
WE DON'T PLAY IN HAY
AT LUNCH I ONLY GET RED TRAY
CAUSE I'M A BALLA, AND THATS THE WAY

*DJ SCRATCHING*


horridXoXromance: once in sixth grade we had to write a paper on what we wanted to be and i failed because i said i wanted to be the dude in the chuckie cheese costume

she is so cool.


chink tizzle: fuck me tomorrow after school

current mood: enthralled

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Saturday, November 6th, 2004
12:35 pm - STFU FAGGOTS
WHO HERE ENJOYS THE SWEET SWEET SOUND OF WATERMELONSSDSLKDJLK:SJFL()84r3290ffdjd;ksjljdfjdfjlfdsjfdjncn cnxnmccxncxnm








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fuck you.

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Thursday, July 10th, 2003
10:00 am - STFU
KJLSJKDSJD LOL

current mood: full

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Friday, July 4th, 2003
5:26 pm - optional
you're gay















asl

current mood: quixotic

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Sunday, March 23rd, 2003
4:47 pm - i am the king
WAR IS COOL LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLOLL






MEOW

current mood: chipper

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Saturday, March 15th, 2003
6:05 pm - HELLO
I AM PRETTY COOL

SEASHELL IS THE KING

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Sunday, February 2nd, 2003
9:19 pm - YO
cool space shuttle now sad lol

current mood: lazy

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Tuesday, December 31st, 2002
5:42 pm - I RULE
PANDAS ARE HOT END OF STORY

current mood: lethargic

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